(Source: poisonparadise)
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
LMFAO ^^
(Source: secretsbest)
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This the beginning of my Resident Evil leg sleeve. This was done by Stacey at InkPulsive in Ronkonkoma (Same as the Heart with barbwire which was posted on fuckyeah couple posts back). Mainly a fan of the video games and not the movies, this had a huge roll in my childhood. Hell, zombies are just that cool.
Posted 3 months ago
This is the most perfect post there will ever be!
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